TSN crack!meme

Friday, 7 January 2011 05:38 pm
isthisthelasttime: ((TSN) your magic trick does not impress)
[personal profile] isthisthelasttime
So I was talking to Kelly today and it was interesting. We got off on a tangent about Jesse and Andrew donating sperm to Emma so she could be their surrogate mother if they decided to go off and be gay together, right?

And so I got to thinking and figured it would be awesome if there was a crack meme in this fandom. [livejournal.com profile] tsn_kinkmeme is obviously still thriving, so I don't wanna detract from it and all the amazing requests and fills that are within its (currently) 12 pages.

But I think we all have a desire to request totally outlandish things in an anonymous manner, so, I bring you the THE SOCIAL NETWORK CRACK MEME.




Because these faces are cracky enough on their own.


{ rules }

- be polite
- request as much as you want (but do consider keeping a 1:1 prompt to fill ratio; aka for every prompt you post, try to fill a request so that we don't have many unfilled prompts)
- feel free to post anonymously (or not!)
- in the subject line, at least put the pairing (you can put a two/three/four/five word summary in it too, just follow the first comment)
- crossovers are allowed, as long as the actors or characters from TSN are represented in the prompt
- all pairings are allowed
- RPF/S is encouraged
From: (Anonymous)
But that was not the pressing matter here. Actually, there’s more than one pressing matter.
1. It says mark/eduardo on top
2. It says mark/eduardo with the symbol ‘’ in close proximity
3. It says Mark/Eduardo after Pairing
4. It says Fic twice, as in fiction
5. It has a community button-picture-thingy
6. Honestly, C.S. Lewis?
7. What the fuck is roboticspider?

(And the last reason, which, if Jesse wasn’t distracted by everything on the screen, his mind should have suggest first:)
8. Why is this even on Andrew’s laptop

Horrified at the discovery of the century, Jesse turned his head to Andrew’s sleeping form and back, and started repeating that for several times. Forget the fact that the page says pairing as in together, Jesse told himself, and come to a working conclusion here. After skimming it again he could finalize his thoughts to two fairly solid conclusions. One, Andrew was reading gay fiction about movie characters they portrayed, or two, Andrew was writing gay fiction about them as Mark and Eduardo. (or both, that could fit too.)

But the information on top of the Livejournal page gave him a pretty definitive reason to believe option two. Andrew was still currently logged in as roboticspider. And really, roboticspider? A bit feeble-minded for a name, but also not the point.

“Andrew,” Jesse said, and found himself clicking on the hyperlink.

Not even a sleepy mumble.

“Andrew,” Jesse repeated, and started reading after Andrew failed to rouse in this crucial moment.

Ten minutes later Jesse had two more observations. One, Andrew can express emotions and internal turmoil indubitably well (which wasn’t that big of a surprise; he was right there next to the Englishman eight out of ten times) and two, there are a lot of appreciative comments (which secretly lightened his heart for Andrew).

Nevertheless, Jesse honestly wished he could erase the last thirty minutes or so. He couldn’t even explain to himself why he’d clicked the link, he just did. Perhaps someone put the activity into his mind unconsciously. A very unnerving thought, that.

“Andrew!” Jesse said again, this time loud enough to wake everyone in a fifty mile radius.

Sheets were thrown off, rather angrily, and revealed a wide-awake Andrew glowering at him. “God, Jesse, what?”

Jesse shut up for a moment, staring at the lean body in bed. The essentially naked body, save for those boxers which he really should pry off sometime later this hour. Focus, Jesse shook his head almost unnoticeably and waved at the screen. “Why did you write… this?”

Andrew frowned at him, and then at the screen. “This being…?”

“The porn you wrote,” Jesse replied.

Andrew scowled indignantly. “I did not write porn.”

“Right,” Jesse’s head bobbed up and down. “It’s, um, rather on the, er, angsty side.”

“What are you on about?” Andrew looked genuinely confused, Jesse had to give him that. But then again: acts for a living.

“Gay porn, roboticspider, about us—well, the movie characters. Of Social Network.”

The other groaned loudly. “Oh bloody fuck.”

Indeed, yes. “It’s one thing to write about sexual positions we’ve tried out,” Jesse continued, “and only you would call yourself roboticspider, but—” he shot Andrew a slightly suspicious look. “I’m still marveling at how you can write gay sex without any grammatical errors while you text like a possessed eight year old kid on a sugar rush.”


From: [identity profile] slashyelizabeth.livejournal.com
Hahaha I love it! Okay, now I want to know what sexual positions they would have tried out. And the bit about the cats on the keyboard -- my baby pup does the same thing and it drives me nuts. Next time someone discovers I write fanfic I'll blame my pup. This was awesome, thank you for the fill!

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