The healing cock thing will never stop being funny, bahahhahaha. X)

And, to be honest, I think the only way I know how to answer that question is by telling you that I set out to write this story without any crack at all. In fact, it wasn't until after I was finished that it even occurred to me that no one could possibly take this seriously because Eduardo just seemed way too . . . delirious. Alas, I ignored it and posted it, hoping my credibility wouldn't die.

Thanks for the comment!