I suggested this in the kink meme too, but I think it's a better crack prompt.
James McTrollyTroll Franco was smitten with Jesse ever since he had the chance to stare at him during the Awards Watch Roundtable. He decides to take Jesse out for a drink.
Andrew, being the sneaky little unicorn he is, follows them to the bar and sits down at their booth, like, "EXCUSE ME. JESSE, WHY ARE YOU HERE WITH THE GREEN GOBLIN'S SON? I'M SPIDERMAN."
So James is like, "Jeez, Andrew. Chill for a second. I'll buy you some alcohol." They end up all getting drunk and James convinces them that they should have a threesome in his hotel room.
Cue Andrew being super protective of Jesse, James loving life, and Jesse drunkenly babbling about cats and the novels he hasn't actually written.
[RPF] Andrew Garfield/Jesse Eisenberg/James Franco
Date: 1/10/11 12:52 am (UTC)James McTrollyTroll Franco was smitten with Jesse ever since he had the chance to stare at him during the Awards Watch Roundtable. He decides to take Jesse out for a drink.
Andrew, being the sneaky little unicorn he is, follows them to the bar and sits down at their booth, like, "EXCUSE ME. JESSE, WHY ARE YOU HERE WITH THE GREEN GOBLIN'S SON? I'M SPIDERMAN."
So James is like, "Jeez, Andrew. Chill for a second. I'll buy you some alcohol." They end up all getting drunk and James convinces them that they should have a threesome in his hotel room.
Cue Andrew being super protective of Jesse, James loving life, and Jesse drunkenly babbling about cats and the novels he hasn't actually written.